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Photo of the day: “THEY GAVE ME A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA?!”

SEEING EYE BOSTON TERRIER

Photo of the day: “THEY GAVE ME A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA?!”The classic Bette Midler joke…

Two women go for a walk with their dogs one day.

One had a Doberman; The other a Chihuahua.

“Look, there’s a bar open. Let’s go in. Have a drink,”
Doberwoman said.

“We can’t. We’ve got dogs,” Chihuahuawoman said.

“Just watch me. Do as I do,” Doberwoman said.

She put on her D&G shades, Walked boldly to the door
Where a bouncer said, “Sorry lady. No dogs. It’s the law.”

“You don’t understand!” Doberwoman said, “This is my seeing-eye dog.”

“A Doberman?” The bouncer asked.

“Yes, they’re using them now. They’re very good!”
Doberwoman said.

The bouncer shrugged And opened the door. Across the street,

Chihuahuawoman thought Convincing bouncer Chihuahua was seeing-eye dog may be a stretch But whatheheck—

Wearing her DKNY shades Strolled warily to the door— “Oops!” The bouncer said,

“No pets. Sorry.” “You don’t understand,” Chihuahuawoman said, “This is my seeing-eye dog.”

“A Chihuahua?” the bouncer asked Shaking his head.

“A Chihuahua??” Wailed Chihuahuawoman. “THEY GAVE ME A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA?!?!?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_eQk_MeTBU


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